Why yesterday was a PITA

Saturday 4/26 quick rundown as I don't want to spend all morning typing.
Go to pick up the new puppy at DFW for a flight at 730 AM. No puppy at terminal, somalli pirate (english mother fucker, do you speak it?!?) tells me its at AA cargo but he doesnt know where that is. 45 min later I find it but the puppy isnt there either, it's at AA priority shipping. 845 finally pick up the dog.

Lunch time, out to pick up mommas pizza and some delicious cherry Dr Pepper.
citgo doesnt have it
7-11 doesnt have it
QT doesnt have it (urge to kill rising)
exxon doesnt have it
texaco has it...finally

Out for a late dinner at saltgrass, heading down I30 to Arlington. I'm in the middle lane, speed limit is 60MPH, I'm traveling at approx 64. Big ass tractor trailer is behind me and closing, and closing... like 5 feet from my bumper at 64 fuck this assclown, I slow down to 60 and he's like inches away..then come the high beams. Please bear in mind, im in the center lane of the 3 lane highway, there is traffic in the slow lane, but the PASSING lane is wide open. I'm pretty pissed at this point and decide that I dont care and I hope he nudges me (thought about a brake check but that would have been bad, very bad) Finally he passes me in the passing lane, gets back in the middle lane and proceedes to go approx 64ish MPH, about 59 up the next hill. Fuck you asshole! So I pass him and go on my merry way.

saltgrass in N arlington had a fire and will be closed for about a month, we're hungry and wtf. Next choice is texas land and cattle. Theres a reason I havent gone there in about a year (lunch with Fred) We get seated....7-10 minutes goes by without anyone even coming over to our table. Unacceptable. As I'm walking out I see 2 food servers standing at our booth with a puzzled look. Staci continues outside while go back and let them know what I felt about their crappy service.

Headed up 360, to the grapevine saltgrass ( we really like their cheesecake) ate dinner, had dessert and finally all was right with the day, made it back home without incident and today I may not leave the house.

I didn't re-read this and I'm not concerned with spelling or punctuation.